Grab the gnome by the head and start running while a collie* chases you, barking madly.
Stop and chew on the gnome. When the collie gets too close, growl at him. Continue to chew and growl while the collie jumps around yelping.
Once the gnome's hat is sufficiently chawed up, drop the gnome** and find a stick to play with.
*Yes, the game requires a collie, no other breed will do. Yes, I know this is very specific, I didn't make up the rules, Honey did.**I know some people go nuts for these disturbing little garden gnomes and are probably horrified I let my dog gnaw on them. If I knew of a "Rehome a Gnome" program, I would participate, but since I don't, I guess the dogs will enjoy many rousing games of Gnomeball this spring.
7 comments:
That's a niche organsisation to start up : Rehome a Gnome!! Love it ... hahaha :)
I can't think of a better way to use a garden gnome - You go Honey!!
I'm with you..those gnomes ARE creepy..I think Honey has the right idea there..
That is one creepy-looking gnome, all right. I say the games continue!
Honey has the attention span of a walnut, so today she had completely forgotten about fun with gnomes and was all about chasing squirrels. Hopefully she'll never catch one, as I don't think a squirrel would put up with her gnawing as patiently as the creepy gnome did! Emily
Hahahaha - such cute pictures!!!! (well except for maybe the gnome.
That's horrible! I may have trouble sleeping this evening.
We had a gnome in our yard watering a someday-to-tbe topical bush.
I mean with a little fake watering can. Cute little ugly gnomish creature.
Six neiborhood cats attacked him.
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